This particular specimen belongs to a certain "left bikes for boy and outerwear" maven. I'll forgive her, though it's hard to imagine them playing "Good cop, Bad cop"

That's right hipsters, Rico is a killing machine. Just look at his red eyes! What? That's from the flash? Whatever, he eats those bandana wearers for breakfast.

Capt. Kielbasa's downhill sled. Only we know the real horrors of beards and Disney pirates.